About Us
We're a bunch of retirees in Florida, that's all. Hope you enjoy Scold Alarm.
Let us know if you have any great ideas or suggestions.
Note to Parents: While some "colorful" language is used in our vocal impressions for humor, we do not use obscene language and hate it as much as you do!
Contact Us
Please feel free to contact us for help and support by given methods below.
(202) 408-7025 (ask for Joe)
Terms and Conditions (Non-Legalese)
Scold Alarm is for your amusement and entertainment only.
We are not responsible for any adverse experiences arising from its use, and by downloading and using it you agree to this condition.
It is not intended to mock or denigrate any individual or group but only to generate humor and good will and make the harsh task of getting out of bed in the morning a little easier.
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